Product Review: Fauxmosa

Natalya Jones
2 min readDec 13, 2023

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Disclosure: I was given this product in exchange for this post. All opinions here are my own.

It’s time to make New Year’s resolutions, most of which are health centered. For those who want to cut down on drinking or try Dry January, Fauxmosa has your back.

Made with fruit juice and California grapes, each can is bubbly and zesty. You might even forget they’re booze-free!

Admittedly, while these flavors were tasty, I was not a fan of the high sugar content (about 19–24 grams per can). If sugar content isn’t a factor for you, then read on.

Orange

This reminded me of Orangina. Bubbly and citrusy, it’s sunshine in a can.

Grapefruit

There’s a weird bitterness and the ingredients don’t blend as seamlessly as the other canned flavors. I assume it’s mainly the basil I taste. I cannot detect grapefruit at all. While not completely inedible, this drink is not my favorite of the bunch.

Cranberry

Tart and refreshing. This is a great afternoon pick me up. What 3 p.m. slump?

Pineapple

This is my favorite of the four. Lemon and mint flavors create a lovely balance, still leaving room for tropical flavor. The pineapple is recognizable, but not as sweet as the canned juice version.

Visit Fauxmosa’s site here.

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Natalya Jones

Natalya’s work has been published in Shondaland, HuffPost, Elite Daily, ACTIVE, and more. Visit JonesingForJournals.com.